NOT THE MAYO!!!!!
This explosive artwork captures the unholy chaos of mistaking mayo for guac in the most dramatic way possible. Featuring a furious, bearded man mid-gag as he scoops a horrifying mayo shot into his mouth—thinking it was guacamole—this design is loud, unhinged, and unapologetically hilarious. With a bottle of Tequila Guac watching the chaos unfold, bold comic-style lettering, and a vibrant palette, this shirt screams personality. Perfect for rebels, gamers, party animals, and condiment purists.
Wear the madness. Respect the guac. Fear the mayo.
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More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Tequila guac
- Email: tequila-guac-bok-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
NOT THE MAYO!!!!! Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
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